So I’m part of the pack right? Then how come I don’t get a vote when it comes to major life changes? See me looking like the captain. I think I look like I’m in charge and this is my boat.
But . . . I hear Kristina and Matt talking, and I bark, “Wait, I don’t want to leave the Bahamas.”
Kristina smiles at me the way she does when I’m not going to get my way. “Don’t worry, you get to stay with us.”
“Stay with you,” I bark. “I want you to stay with me in the Bahamas.”
“Whatever we end up doing, you’ll still be the centre of the universe,” Kristina says.
Now that’s more like it. I just want to know I’m the top priority in their lives. I don’t really care where we live as long as I get to run free everyday, I get fed yummy food, I get groomed, I get to play with other dogs, and I get to sleep on a cold, hard surface. Other than that, bring on the changes.