Farley here,
I have a little cut on my leg. How I got it, I don’t know. Kristina cleans my wound and rubs on something she calls antibiotic cream. Not so bad really, but then I see her sneak back into the my medical kit, yes I have my own medical kit on Mattina, and I know what’s coming.
I run along the port side of Mattina and jump on the tramp.
“No, no, no,” I bark.
Kristina is coming with the dreaded cone of shame. She reaches the tramp . . .
But I’m faster. I run along the starboard side, jump into the cockpit, scamper into the main salon and launch myself onto the port bed. Now, I’m not allowed up there, so I know I’ve made mistake. I’ve cornered myself.
“Stop,” I bark. “I won’t lick my cut. I promise.”
But nope, Kristina grabs my front paws and drags me off the bed.
“Pretty please,” I whine in my nicest voice. “Don’t make me wear that.”
Well, you can see how that worked out for me.
Here I sit, looking silly.
Don’t tell Kristina, but this thing is actually pretty comfortable when I’m lying down. I have my own personal pillow that goes everywhere with me.
Woof Woof.
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All my dog friends seem to like that type of collar. It is as you say, a personal pillow.i Some dogs are still stuck wearing those plastic cones they call e collars. YUK!! Talk about humiliating!!!
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No e collar for me. I can’t see. I run into things, and it’s just generally annoying. Besides, I like to be handsome at all times. Woof Woof.
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Take it from a girl dog, you ARE handsome. Hey Farley we had 14′ of snow yeaterday. I am going to post a snow pic of the path my human made from the house to the barn. She said it looks like the Jews walking through the parted Red Sea.
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Oooh. I miss snow. Love to run and roll in it. Must have been hard making the path, but I bet it’s fun to run on.
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Well Farley, you are very lucky, that is a handsome collar……and it does look comfortable….you have a great human!!
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I’m getting the idea I’m very, and I mean very, handsome. Everyones keeps telling me, so it must be true. I better go brush my hair.
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oh I hope your cut gets better soon Farley!
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Thanks Bailey, I’m getting better already, but Kristina keeps washing my cut every time I get back from the beach. Something about sand being an issue
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