Farley here,
This whole event was Piper’s fault. She’s a border terrier and likes to roll in stuff.
I’m not sure how her antics evolved into me getting a bath, but she rolled in some kind of fuel and out came the soap.
My humans are excited that she smells. Like she doesn’t smell all the time, so they plop her in the bath. You can see how much she loves it.
I’m rolling on the carpet laughing when Kristina says, “You too.”
“What?” I bark. “I don’t stink.”
I run and hide under the table, but it’s no use. Within seconds I’m in the tub too.
Silly Piper. I’ll have to train her not to roll in stinky stuff. Now we both smell of soap.
Woof Woof.
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Oh Farley, I know exactly how you and Piper feel. I came home all muddy yesterday and Judy put me in the laundry tub. Imagine my indignity! Gibbs.
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Gibbs, I can totally imagine that. I don’t like how my paws slip on the surface of the tub. Seriously, what’s wrong with a little mud here and there?
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Aww, Farley, that’s SO unfair! If my human made me have a bath every time Pearl rolled in poop, I’d have shrunk to Chihuahua size! Millie xx
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Millie, Maybe your human can’t smell very well. Annabelle might not notice that you’ve rolled in poop. I’ll keep your secret.
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Millie (whispers): Thanks, Farley – I’d appreciate it! ❤
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We dogs must stick together. Although I suspect Annabelle is just as wonderful to you as Kristina is to me.
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As always Farley is right on the dot. Such a clever dog.
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Hey Liliana, I wish I was clever enough to miss the bath!
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